I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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