That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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