I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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