listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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