I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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