honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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