absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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