I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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