Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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