so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Randomize
