i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Houston, we have a blender
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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