You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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