i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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