he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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