Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
