i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Yo dont text me then not text me
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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