How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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