Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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