Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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