when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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