Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
jump out the window naked night went bad
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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