did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Sext me about skeletons
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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