he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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