dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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