k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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