To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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