She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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