I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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