laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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