So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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