I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
one might say we're banned from that church
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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