Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
