what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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