I hate all girls vehemently.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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