Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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