I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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