So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Randomize
