idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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