After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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