Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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