Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Two words: nipple clamps
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