your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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