Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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