I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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