he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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