im gay
i know
yea but for you.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I just blew my weed a kiss
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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