shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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