quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
