I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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