no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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