well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Liz is crying about burritos again.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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